What Really Pisses Me Off about Pocket Kings

You’ve heard me talk about how in online poker I lose with pocket kings all the time. I have KK and am going against Ace rag and they always hit the Ace, but what really upsets me is that when they have pocket kings and go against my AK…you think I hit the Ace…fuck no…they hit the case K.

Case K, hell just give me a set. My internet is handled by roadrunner which is cable. The ASCII code for K is 4B in Hexadecimal, K in HTML, 1001011 in binary and 113 in Octal now I should check to see if roadrunner is capable of handling those numbers in triplicate. Hell I will have PokerStars deliver it by carrier pigeon if I have to.

What I would really love to know is when the poker deck was invented…who the fuck was responsible for putting Kings in there in the first place!…why not model it after chess and have Knights, Bishops, Castles or any fucken thing but Kings!…yes chess has a King, but just one and it doesn’t have Jacks, I will go along with Queens, Knights and Bishops…write your congressman and see if we can change it!

We don’t need Jacks either…what in the hell is a Jack anyway…as far as I know they are used for changing tires???…what does changing tires have to do with poker?

Pokerstars Tourney Idea

What Do You Think of the idea I sent to Pokerstars

Hey Guys,
I have a suggestion for a new game. Many players play Heads Up to
double their entrance fee, my suggestion is to have a Multi-Table Tournaments where all the
winners doubled up their entrance fee. They all get the same amount, all
they have to do is to finish in the top half of the tournament and the tournament
would end at that time. It would bring on some interesting situations as the multiple seat satellites now do!

The micro HU’s are rapid fills, many players are trying to build a
bank.the above suggestion would be good for this as well as higher entrance fee equal payout MTT’s to also help in building banks!

I think it would be as easy win…just trying to end in the top half…it might be build at first then stop playing or if your behind at the end you play aggressive to build…simular play to multiple seat satellites…they could be bank builders.

Playing Big Pockets

It seems like when playing online poker, Everytime I get strong pocket pairs, like AK, AQ suited and such, I never hit and it becomes costly, then every time I enter in with bullshit, I hit a biggon.