How i think through a hand playing poker online

I just gave a real Bad beat. At least to me it is!!
I took a picture of it but somehow lost it..anyway..decided to play a lil sng while I was getting ready to play golf at noon….

PokerStars Game #15283139522: Tournament #77418393, $3.00+$0.40 Holdem No Limit – Level III (25/50) – 2008/06/14 – 12:11:03 (ET)
Table ‘77416393 1′ 10-max Seat #10 is the button
Seat 1: Aldoooooo (2983 in chips)
Seat 2: staneltor (2690 in chips)
Seat 3: Der Oll (1507 in chips)
Seat 4: Me (1255 in chips)
Seat 5: DrDonSkinner (3130 in chips)
Seat 8: PARIStyle (1190 in chips)
Seat 9: olivier73 (865 in chips)
Seat 10: bojan83 (1380 in chips)
Aldoooooo: posts small blind 25
staneltor: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Me [6d 6h] <I love my sweet sixes>
Der Oll: folds
CalifNaughti: calls 50
DrDonSkinner: folds
PARIStyle: calls 50
olivier73: calls 50
bojan83: folds
Aldoooooo: calls 25
staneltor: checks
*** FLOP *** [6c 6s Kh] <OOOoooOOO la la what to do?>
Aldoooooo: checks
staneltor: checks
Me: checks <check it see if I get a call, still alot players in hand>
PARIStyle: checks
olivier73: checks
*** TURN *** [6c 6s Kh] [Ah] <someone may raise? hoping..>
Aldoooooo: checks
staneltor: folds
Me: checks <better check see if someone raises>
PARIStyle: bets 150 < there you go!>
olivier73: folds
Aldoooooo: folds
Me: calls 150 <thinking of raising, but deciding not to>
*** RIVER *** [6c 6s Kh Ah] [Ad] <ok turn caused him to raise this should push him all in? hoping..>
Me: bets 100 <I decide to bet small se what happens>
PARIStyle: raises 600 to 700 <OOooOO ok! putting him on a FH>
Me: raises 355 to 1055 and is all-in <I’m calling!!!>
PARIStyle: calls 290 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Me: shows [6d 6h] (four of a kind, Sixes)
PARIStyle: shows [As 4h] (a full house, Aces full of Sixes)
Me collected 2530 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2530 | Rake 0
Board [6c 6s Kh Ah Ad]
Seat 1: Aldoooooo (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: staneltor (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Der Oll folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 4: Me showed [6d 6h] and won (2530) with four of a kind, Sixes
Seat 5: DrDonSkinner folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 8: PARIStyle showed [As 4h] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Sixes
Seat 9: olivier73 folded on the Turn
Seat 10: bojan83 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

Then this is the hand I got knocked out with…

PokerStars Game #15283713037: Tournament #77416393, $3.00+$0.40 Hold’em No Limit – Level IX (300/600) – 2008/02/14 – 14:39:05 (ET)
Table ‘77416393 1′ 10-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Aldoooooo (4084 in chips)
Seat 3: Der Oll (2953 in chips)
Seat 4: Me (1803 in chips)
Seat 9: olivier73 (6160 in chips)
Aldoooooo: posts the ante 50
Der Oll: posts the ante 50
Me: posts the ante 50
olivier73: posts the ante 50
olivier73: posts small blind 300
Aldoooooo: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CalifNaughti [2s 2d]
Der Oll: raises 1200 to 1800
Me: calls 1753 and is all-in
olivier73: folds
Aldoooooo: folds
Der Oll said, “i have kk”
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ks 8s]
*** TURN *** [Jh Ks 8s] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ks 8s 5h] [2c]
Der Oll said, “yessss”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Der Oll: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
Me: shows [2s 2d] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Der Oll collected 4606 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4606 | Rake 0
Board [Jh Ks 8s 5h 2c]
Seat 1: Aldoooooo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Der Oll showed [Kd Kc] and won (4606) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: Me (button) showed [2s 2d] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 9: olivier73 (small blind) folded before Flop

Why Do Bad Beats Happen So Much Online?

Because 1. you play alot, and 2. the players you’re playing against are usually morons. Simple…they’re morons. You raise 3x’s, the imbusile has to know that you have something…he doesn’t have anything but an ace-ten off suite…it doesn’t make any difference if he has a A7o…he has an Ace…did it ever cross his mind that maybe you had an Ace also only with a higher kicker…shit you could already have a pair…which you did…now if you had the AT and he had the KK, then a K would have flopped and he would’t have even had to wait to the river fcr it.
And it wasn’t even a micro it was a $55 game, then the Monday morning quarterbacks here will try to justify his play to you or tell you that you should have laid er down.

That is why I’m getting to like this virtual horse racing so much more…you have donkeys there also…but they lose, there are no miracles, no donkey luck and no bad beats or suck outs…you win with skill, not luck.

Freerolls are funny as hell

I just got in a freeroll and tripled up on the first hand…that put me in 106th place…I guess to get in 1st place you have to take a table of all-in sons a bitches down…LOL

5 hands later of not playing and I’m in 1,215th place.

5th hand and and I took down 3 more donk opponents large stack all-in’s and it got me back to 208th.

Freerolls definitely don’t facilitate a very good learning experience as everyone plays like fucking donkeys.