How i think through a hand playing poker online

I just gave a real Bad beat. At least to me it is!!
I took a picture of it but somehow lost it..anyway..decided to play a lil sng while I was getting ready to play golf at noon….

PokerStars Game #15283139522: Tournament #77418393, $3.00+$0.40 Holdem No Limit – Level III (25/50) – 2008/06/14 – 12:11:03 (ET)
Table ‘77416393 1′ 10-max Seat #10 is the button
Seat 1: Aldoooooo (2983 in chips)
Seat 2: staneltor (2690 in chips)
Seat 3: Der Oll (1507 in chips)
Seat 4: Me (1255 in chips)
Seat 5: DrDonSkinner (3130 in chips)
Seat 8: PARIStyle (1190 in chips)
Seat 9: olivier73 (865 in chips)
Seat 10: bojan83 (1380 in chips)
Aldoooooo: posts small blind 25
staneltor: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Me [6d 6h] <I love my sweet sixes>
Der Oll: folds
CalifNaughti: calls 50
DrDonSkinner: folds
PARIStyle: calls 50
olivier73: calls 50
bojan83: folds
Aldoooooo: calls 25
staneltor: checks
*** FLOP *** [6c 6s Kh] <OOOoooOOO la la what to do?>
Aldoooooo: checks
staneltor: checks
Me: checks <check it see if I get a call, still alot players in hand>
PARIStyle: checks
olivier73: checks
*** TURN *** [6c 6s Kh] [Ah] <someone may raise? hoping..>
Aldoooooo: checks
staneltor: folds
Me: checks <better check see if someone raises>
PARIStyle: bets 150 < there you go!>
olivier73: folds
Aldoooooo: folds
Me: calls 150 <thinking of raising, but deciding not to>
*** RIVER *** [6c 6s Kh Ah] [Ad] <ok turn caused him to raise this should push him all in? hoping..>
Me: bets 100 <I decide to bet small se what happens>
PARIStyle: raises 600 to 700 <OOooOO ok! putting him on a FH>
Me: raises 355 to 1055 and is all-in <I’m calling!!!>
PARIStyle: calls 290 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Me: shows [6d 6h] (four of a kind, Sixes)
PARIStyle: shows [As 4h] (a full house, Aces full of Sixes)
Me collected 2530 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2530 | Rake 0
Board [6c 6s Kh Ah Ad]
Seat 1: Aldoooooo (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: staneltor (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: Der Oll folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 4: Me showed [6d 6h] and won (2530) with four of a kind, Sixes
Seat 5: DrDonSkinner folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 8: PARIStyle showed [As 4h] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Sixes
Seat 9: olivier73 folded on the Turn
Seat 10: bojan83 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)

Then this is the hand I got knocked out with…

PokerStars Game #15283713037: Tournament #77416393, $3.00+$0.40 Hold’em No Limit – Level IX (300/600) – 2008/02/14 – 14:39:05 (ET)
Table ‘77416393 1′ 10-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Aldoooooo (4084 in chips)
Seat 3: Der Oll (2953 in chips)
Seat 4: Me (1803 in chips)
Seat 9: olivier73 (6160 in chips)
Aldoooooo: posts the ante 50
Der Oll: posts the ante 50
Me: posts the ante 50
olivier73: posts the ante 50
olivier73: posts small blind 300
Aldoooooo: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CalifNaughti [2s 2d]
Der Oll: raises 1200 to 1800
Me: calls 1753 and is all-in
olivier73: folds
Aldoooooo: folds
Der Oll said, “i have kk”
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ks 8s]
*** TURN *** [Jh Ks 8s] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ks 8s 5h] [2c]
Der Oll said, “yessss”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Der Oll: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
Me: shows [2s 2d] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Der Oll collected 4606 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4606 | Rake 0
Board [Jh Ks 8s 5h 2c]
Seat 1: Aldoooooo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Der Oll showed [Kd Kc] and won (4606) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: Me (button) showed [2s 2d] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 9: olivier73 (small blind) folded before Flop

Next Time You get Called Out

The next time you’re playing poker online and someone calls you a donk, fish, moron, idiot, piece of fucking shit etc., don’t lower yourself to their level and tell them that they are the real donk, just copy the below statement and paste it in chat:

Call:
Sorry, I was just determining the diabolical references to the associated rates of dominance in a non-affirmed environment and therefore the positive ambience in the present environment justified me in calling the bet…did you not also see the fluidity or lack there of, in the above mentioned factors?

Bet:
Sorry, I was just determining the diabolical references to the associated rates of dominance in a non-affirmed environment and therefore the positive ambience in the present environment justified me in making the bet….did you not also see the fluidity or lack of, in the above mentioned factors?

It will fuck up their mindset and they will be out of it of the next two hands, trying to decipher what you were saying.  Its also pretty funny